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Monday, January 13, 2014 by Liz Smith "ARE YOU kidding? God is so perfect, He doesn't have to exist!" said one well-known professor of theology when asked to explain creation. This is from the Jim Holt book "Why Does the World Exist?" I underlined so much in this Liveright book that I have to buy another copy to read it again. |
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| ALL WE know right now is that we are living through something that resembles the beginning of one of the Ice Ages. This summer, we'll hardly remember it. But winner takes all and it goes to The New Yorker magazine (by Bruce McCall) for January 13th. The cover? The New York Public Library lions (Patience and Fortitude) have been replaced by two polar bears. |
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| ROSIE O'DONNELL got another bargain recently. She bought a wonderful 1928 house in Saddle River, New Jersey for only $6.3 million. It originally was on the market for $9.2 million according to the Bergen Record. This is just a stone's throw from Manhattan and boasts five bedrooms, six baths, a library, elevator, pool and a wine cellar on almost six acres. This is one of New Jersey's most desired communities and has boasted the likes of Pat and Richard Nixon, Mary J. Blige and many other big celebrity names. |
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Polly will cover her early Hollywood life when wed to uber agent Freddie Fields, her backroom abortion at age 17 etc. She is best remembered by movie fans as the terrified wife in the original "Cape Fear," with Robert Mitchum and Gregory Peck. I am told the characters in this memoir will include everyone from Bugsy Siegel to Barbra Streisand to Ardeshir Zahedi to Elizabeth Taylor, Harry Belafonte ... and taking LSD with Cary Grant, as well as today's Chris Colfer of "Glee." Publishers can't wait for this tell all, to be titled "Welcome to Pollywood." |
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| DO YOU think Broadway has any culture left? Well, the producers of Shakespere’s “Twelfth Night” and “Richard III” are announcing 100% recoupment of their investment. You should see the incredible British actors in these two plays. |
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Linda has defended my poor name from those who think I am Lis Smith of ex-governor of New York State Eliot Spitzer fame. Linda writes: “This seems impossible because, for one thing, Liz Smith has never worn a backless cocktail dress to her family’s afternoon Christmas dinner. Smith the First’s fashionista pals would have beat her senseless for such a style crime!” |
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But since I don’t care who wins and always root for the under-dog, I don’t always tune in at the beginning of the game. So why — for four quarters, from the start to the end, do they never — announce throughout what city they are playing in? Would it kill them, as they natter on about everything else? And we would all learn a lot more if television showed us the names of people talking on shows under their pictures from time to time. Then, maybe we might remember who they are the next time. |
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The book is by the celebrated Jung Chang and was the most fascinating thing I worked at reading in three days over the recent holidays. (Some critics claim Ms. Chang has tried to rehabilitate the reputation of the last Empress when she doesn’t deserve it. But you be the judge.) You won’t like the Empress much when she helps the Boxers fight against Western invasion and hundreds are murdered. But she maintained her hold for 47 years and used her son and an adopted son, pretty much as she pleased. But after all this, came the deluge of the Mao revolution. Ms. Chang also wrote a past history of that horrible event also. The last Empress was just another woman at the top of history, along with Catherine the Great, Queen Victoria, and Margaret Thatcher. Writer Chang’s work is hard to put down even when one can barely lift the printed book. |
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I never thought I could react to a dog as I did to "Maggie" and when I picked up "Suspect," I read until I finished it and didn't do any work for hours. Everybody had tried to buy "Suspect" for a movie but Crais denied Hollywood access to his Elvis Cole series and turned down everybody until he was approached by "The Hunger Games" producer Nina Jacobson. Now Nina, along with Brad Simpson, and Bryan Unkeless will bring forth the movie. I can't do justice to "Suspect" here but I will be writing about it again tomorrow, I hope. Meanwhile, I urge you to buy the brand new paperback and tell all those dog lovers out there what a treat they are in for. |
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